I'm Jared, a copywriter, content strategist, and musician. But you probably got that from my home page. Other hats I've worn include journalist, film critic, sportswriter, managing editor, bowler, and Kangol. 

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Three quick facts about me, Jared: 

 

1. Once explained what charcuterie was to Mark Ruffalo. 

2. In training to break a sandwich stacking world record.

3. Current self-coined catchphrase: “New game plan, Batman.”​​

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Click here to download my resume, or hit me up on my socials below. 

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